Hey, Author, Tell Me about Your Life. HeyAuthor@yahoo.comHey, AuthorTumblr (3.0; @heyauthor)http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/Captain’s Log: peanutty and painful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bfd96bd7f77f3ddbc96f96fbd0153557/tumblr_ml1uo325rW1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Captain’s Log: peanutty and painful</span></p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/47629512176http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/47629512176Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:16:51 -0400Don’t worry. Shakespeare never won a HUGO.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/300cf0f3bfc20cc5f280008b6ad325cf/tumblr_mkmw3m4IPC1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t worry. Shakespeare never won a HUGO.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/46939931649http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/46939931649Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:23:46 -0400Thank you, @frankiesachs and @tommysalami <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7381aa638f9f769756bf04c4f0424753/tumblr_mgoox9eDNe1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thank you, <a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/frankiesachs">@frankiesachs</a> and<span> </span><a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/tommysalami">@tommysalami</a><span> </span></p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/40620296434http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/40620296434Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:29:33 -0500How about you LIKE it for both of us?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78ba1f662bb28bfdbaf7f994db9722e9/tumblr_mg9rgviTig1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How about you LIKE it for both of us?</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/39942311966http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/39942311966Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:00:31 -0500That movie deal is right around the corner now<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fbf4da7b41ec94f738ba1cadbefe82a/tumblr_mfca4qXlaD1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That movie deal is right around the corner now</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/38390827408http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/38390827408Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:05:14 -0500Beat the rush. Upload TODAY!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsohlb3CE1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beat the rush. Upload TODAY!!</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/36142917257http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/36142917257Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:29:45 -0500When is NaNoEditMo?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctmf57t4y1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When is NaNoEditMo?</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/34770018427http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/34770018427Thu, 01 Nov 2012 14:09:05 -0400That shitty painting was 11 times your advance, btw.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mby4ed1Lrg1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That shitty painting was 11 times your advance, btw.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/33649670214http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/33649670214Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:54:13 -0400And maybe you’ll get a story idea!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mby2njYom61rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And maybe you’ll get a story idea!!</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/33647798819http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/33647798819Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:16:31 -0400Click again. Bet that’s another 100 sold.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27vkLEu11rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click again. Bet that’s another 100 sold.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/32453639096http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/32453639096Fri, 28 Sep 2012 08:26:08 -0400I bet you shit spotless unicorns!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zqh2I0gx1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I bet you shit spotless unicorns!</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/31064642300http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/31064642300Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:41:26 -0400Join? Maybe? Up Your Ass.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vlhaUsv61rw9jg4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Join? Maybe? Up Your Ass.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30929552340http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30929552340Wed, 05 Sep 2012 08:03:10 -0400And sold another 10,000 copies.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fj4lW6kx1rw9jg4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And sold another 10,000 copies.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30332078283http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30332078283Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:50:45 -0400How I Bought 1 Thousand Reviews In 5 Months<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fc2n5YPg1rw9jg4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How I Bought 1 Thousand Reviews In 5 Months</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30323714682http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/30323714682Mon, 27 Aug 2012 13:18:23 -0400Tell us again how much you love Woody Guthrie’s music.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wprjUs5c1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tell us again how much you love Woody Guthrie’s music.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29625518066http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29625518066Fri, 17 Aug 2012 11:59:43 -0400You should get paid for just being so awesome!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rdyicAQK1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You should get paid for just being so awesome!</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29422294670http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29422294670Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:56:42 -0400BOOK RIOT: The List List #19<a href="http://bookriot.tumblr.com/post/29124623932/the-list-list-19">BOOK RIOT: The List List #19</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookriot.tumblr.com/post/29124623932/the-list-list-19">bookriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Our weekly round-up of the best bookish lists floating around the internet.</strong></em></p> <p><strong><em><a href="http://bookriot.com/2012/08/10/the-list-list-19/" target="_blank">The List List #19</a></em></strong></p> <p>at PWxyz, <a href="http://blogs.publishersweekly.com/blogs/PWxyz/2012/08/02/7-video-games-that-would-be-great-books/" target="_blank">7 Video Games That Would Be Great Books</a></p> <p>at The Millions, <a href="http://www.themillions.com/2012/08/the-great-taxonomy-of-literary-tumblrs-round-two.html" target="_blank">The Great Taxonomy of Literary Tumblrs</a></p> <p>at Terrible Minds, <a href="http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2012/08/07/25-ways-to-survive-as-a-creative-person/" target="_blank">25 Ways to Survive as a Creative Person</a></p> <p>at Flavorwire, <a href="http://www.flavorwire.com/314828/11-meta-novels-that-will-blow-your-mind?all=1" target="_blank">11 Meta-Novels That Will Blow Your Mind</a></p> </blockquote>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29128779236http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/29128779236Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:07:56 -0400Yeah, this means you.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ckd1WTbe1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, this means you.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28849632597http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28849632597Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:51:01 -0400You’re book is a favorite of my sister and I.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m850bivXrK1rw9jg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re book is a favorite of my sister and I.</p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28563130066http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28563130066Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:54:54 -0400Baby Dogs<p><strong>Jason Stuart offers this one:</strong></p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/killafella/status/223260895848046594/photo/1/large"><a href="https://twitter.com/killafella/status/223260895848046594/photo/1/large">https://twitter.com/killafella/status/223260895848046594/photo/1/large</a></a></p>http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28407290687http://heyauthor.tumblr.com/post/28407290687Tue, 31 Jul 2012 08:38:00 -0400